so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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