after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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