i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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