belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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