I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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