She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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