that's an acceptable place to lick
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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