She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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