All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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