it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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