Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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