if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Dignity is for republicans.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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