are you still at the devil's house?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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