wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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