Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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