Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
whose parrot is this?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
