I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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