did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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