We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I have fence marks all over my body
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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