I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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