One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
id be glad to
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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