i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I am mentally ready for anal.
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