On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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