if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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