yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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