Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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