windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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