Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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