so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Still dying that you shit outside
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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