You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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