You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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