No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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