i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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