: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
