So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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