Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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