break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
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you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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