Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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