I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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