I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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