NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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