last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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