How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Boobs are out for the taking
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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