Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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