How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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