Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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