I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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