He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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