I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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