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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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