Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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