When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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