We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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