At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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